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Alex Suarez 

The bass player in the band Cobra Starship. Also in the band This Is Ivy League. He is a chef too! He is one of the nicest guys, and is great to fans. He actually answers messages and meets with people at shows. Some of his nicknames include, Alex Suave Suarez, and Suavez. He is an all around amazing dude.
"I want to marry Alex Suarez."
"OMG SUAVEZ IS SO HOTTTT!!!!!!!"
"Hey, I learned a new recipe from Alex Suarez today."
Alex Suarez by cobralingus September 1, 2009
When you quickly display your penis to a girl in a joking manner in an attempt to gross her out by surprise.
Christina was forever scarred by the sufage she received the night before from her friend.
Sufage by Woodger February 11, 2009

Suarezed 

When someone beside you bites you on the shoulder for no apparent reason but just for the hell of it.
Kyle: Yo bro what's with that crazy bitemark on your shoulder??
Giorgio: Oh man someone just Suarezed me yesterday but it's all good.
Kyle: Aight bro
Suarezed by Shadowcat13 June 27, 2014
A form of torture mostly used in prison consisting of mixing sugar and boiling water. Once applied to the skin it acts almost like acid melting it away
That c**t took my burn out my pad last night.... when I catch him he's getting sugared
Sugared by TraseSHM May 7, 2009

Sugaresque 

A TikTok influencer who apparently loves everybody. Likes to say fancy words and known as a premium xmm
Have you seen sugaresque's no 1 fan? I heard he's more than a fan.
Sugaresque by pussy-don November 15, 2021
To Suarez is to casually or randomly bite people to intentionally wound them.
Carry on and I will Suarez you!
Suarez by G29O June 27, 2014