Suarezed

When someone beside you bites you on the shoulder for no apparent reason but just for the hell of it.

Kyle: Yo bro what's with that crazy bitemark on your shoulder??
Giorgio: Oh man someone just Suarezed me yesterday but it's all good.
Kyle: Aight bro

by Shadowcat13 June 28, 2014

Suarezed

1. To lose due to your opponent cheating.

Named after Luis Suarez from Uruguay for his last ditch effort to deliberately cheat to help his team advance in the World Cup.

2. Missing out on something you earned.

Guy 1: I saw you talking to that hot chick all night, did you get her number?

Guy 2: No because at the last minute some d-bag stepped in and told her he's a doctor, but I know he's not because I saw him working the drive-thru the other day.

Guy 1: You got Suarezed.

by showboat4 July 04, 2010

Suarezed

Biting a woman's vagina until major bleeding occurs

Person 1: What did you do at that birds gaff last night? She was an absolute sort mate

Person 2: I Suarezed her then left!

by theresonlyoneriowellard February 20, 2018

Suarez

To Suarez is to casually or randomly bite people to intentionally wound them.

Carry on and I will Suarez you!

by G29O June 27, 2014

suarez

by far the greatest family name known to be

he must be a Suarez, just look at him hes so sexy and powerful

by pimpin998 August 30, 2008

Suarez

To intentionally handball a would-be goal from the net.

Yo, did you guys see that striker suarez that ball away?

by John Smithertsonp July 06, 2010

Suarez

(n) a "heroic" asshole who ended the dreams of an African continent with his hands in a world cup match

(v) to ruin someone's hopes and dreams by getting desperate after having a bad day

Yesterday after getting fired I Suarezed and got extra fines for shitting on my boss's desk

by AnonymousGhanaian July 03, 2010