Suarezed

When someone beside you bites you on the shoulder for no apparent reason but just for the hell of it.

Kyle: Yo bro what's with that crazy bitemark on your shoulder??
Giorgio: Oh man someone just Suarezed me yesterday but it's all good.
Kyle: Aight bro

Suarezed by Shadowcat13 June 27, 2014

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Suarezed

1. To lose due to your opponent cheating.

Named after Luis Suarez from Uruguay for his last ditch effort to deliberately cheat to help his team advance in the World Cup.

2. Missing out on something you earned.

Guy 1: I saw you talking to that hot chick all night, did you get her number?

Guy 2: No because at the last minute some d-bag stepped in and told her he's a doctor, but I know he's not because I saw him working the drive-thru the other day.

Guy 1: You got Suarezed.

Suarezed by showboat4 July 8, 2010

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Suarezed

Biting a woman's vagina until major bleeding occurs

Person 1: What did you do at that birds gaff last night? She was an absolute sort mate

Person 2: I Suarezed her then left!

Suarezed by theresonlyoneriowellard February 20, 2018

Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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