Suarezed

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When someone beside you bites you on the shoulder for no apparent reason but just for the hell of it.

Kyle: Yo bro what's with that crazy bitemark on your shoulder??
Giorgio: Oh man someone just Suarezed me yesterday but it's all good.
Kyle: Aight bro

Suarezed by Shadowcat13 June 27, 2014

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Suarezed

1. To lose due to your opponent cheating.

Named after Luis Suarez from Uruguay for his last ditch effort to deliberately cheat to help his team advance in the World Cup.

2. Missing out on something you earned.

Guy 1: I saw you talking to that hot chick all night, did you get her number?

Guy 2: No because at the last minute some d-bag stepped in and told her he's a doctor, but I know he's not because I saw him working the drive-thru the other day.

Guy 1: You got Suarezed.

Suarezed by showboat4 July 8, 2010

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Suarezed

Biting a woman's vagina until major bleeding occurs

Person 1: What did you do at that birds gaff last night? She was an absolute sort mate

Person 2: I Suarezed her then left!

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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