Suddes

The act of masturbating while laying down and leaving on chest or stomach to crust over then falling asleep.

I’m going to go home and Suddes tonight.

After a frustrating evening of striking out, Jimmy went back Suddessed himself

Suddes by Mr. Creamer September 6, 2026

Suddes

The act of masturbating while laying down and ejaculating all over stomach and chest then falling asleep to let the product crust overnight.

This bar sucks. I think I’ll just head back and suddes. Y’all take it easy now.

He was caught suddessing and it has been weird since.

Suddes by Mr. Creamer September 7, 2026

sudden jihad syndrome (SJS)

A feeling of sympathy for al Qaeda that inspires local terrorists to carry out attacks on the U.S., even though there was no previous affiliation between the groups.

When the local terrorist group saw al Qaeda getting pounded on TV, they were overcome with an attack of sudden jihad syndrome (SJS), and decided to strike the nearest soft target.

sudden jihad syndrome (SJS) by Joe Rodolico January 8, 2009

Suddenly, Pineapples 

A phrase that means something random that neither helped nor hurt anyone.

Man 1: "I am depressed"

Man 2: "Suddenly, pineapples"
Man 1: "THIS DOESN'T HELP!!!"

Suddenly, Pineapples by Furiousteddybear May 29, 2020

Playing the world's saddest song on the world's smallest violin 

A sarcastic saying used when a person tells another person of something mildly unfortunate that has happened to them, sometimes exaggerated in order to gain sympathy. It implies that the person speaking of their misfortune expects someone to come in playing the saddest song in the world on the worlds smallest violin to correspond with the apparent tradgedy of the situation. Sometimes the person saying this will mime playing a small violin, or try and imitate the sound of a violin.

Jade: Hello, how are you?
Laurel: I just stepped in dog poop and my new shoes got ruined and my feet smell like dog poop, and-
Jade: -Shh... hear that? i'm playing the world's saddest song on the world's smallest violin (mimes playing small violin)

Playing the world's saddest song on the world's smallest violin by itsy bistsy teeny weeny violin March 25, 2006

sudesh 

The quality of having high morals and being extremely intelligent. Such people don't study at all but still somehow get good marks and are extremely political in dealing with situations.

He is not Sudesh enough.

sudesh by X_anon6969 September 2, 2018

Sudden Onset Autism 

Sudden Onset Autism, or S.O.A for short, is an extremely rare condition of unknown origin. Development of this disease is both abrupt and severe. As of now, the pathogenesis and mode of infection have eluded even the most qualified of research teams at Harvard, Hopkins, and Yale. Some have suspected that transmission occurs through contact with an infected person, especially prandially. There is still hope for a cure, although we may be decades away.

Infected Person: Hey man, let's go grab some lunch
Healthy Individual: what?! It's 3 in the morning. What's wrong with you
Infected Person: Well... it's lunchtime somewhere!
Healthy Individual: Oh God, you have Sudden Onset Autism... Please go away from me!

Sudden Onset Autism by burner90 May 14, 2018