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suckgasm 

An orgasm that, for one reason or another, is vastly below par.
Aw, man, I tried to get myself off but it's too hot in here and I was trying to rush it and I ended up just having a suckgasm.

SUCKUTARY 

A secretary who's job is to get under your desk at work and suck you off.
A good suckutary doen't need to be told when to get back to work.
SUCKUTARY by PimpDisco April 26, 2006

suckulate 

A mix between sucking, or suction, and cutting off one's circulation.
I hate the way this sleeve suckulates around my wrist!
suckulate by Allison Foley January 31, 2004

Suckagawea 

"That red-skin girl gave me head last night. She did this thing where she tickled my balls with a feather."

"I need to hit that Suckagawea up."
Suckagawea by XDavid PolicastroX April 14, 2009

Cock Suckula 

1, A guy who dresses up like an emo/goth and pretends to be an vampire whilst experimenting with other guys, claiming to be homosexual or bisexual. The Cock Suckula tends to be shy and dark, which would express his dark and troubled soul. This is regulary just a phase, but some individuals is never cured and eventually evolves into Elder Cock Suckulas. These abominations are roaming the streets at night all dressed-up in Sisters of Mercy merch and make-up, hunting down their preys with unmatched beastliness.

2, faggot ass vampire in a book written by a cunt
Brad: So I went to see this new twillight bullshit movie with Sarah last night. I paid 20 bucks for those tickets, fucking robbery.. At least I got to fuck.

Jerry: Yeah, I bet she got all horned up by the sight of that Cock Suckula Cullen.

*Shadow swooshing by*

Jerry: Wow! Did you see that bat? Fucking hell, hate those creeps!

Jerry: Brad? Where did you go? What the fuck man, c'mon!
Seriously man, come out! It's not even funny!
Well screw this, I'm going ho...uuurhgggggggg!

*Elder Cock Suckula urges for blood, nevermore*
Cock Suckula by uhgdjkkrsdgh June 16, 2010

Suckulant 

A Juicy dick that women want to suck.
oh that guy has such a suckulant wang.
Suckulant by Suckulant Wang December 12, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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