The quality by which a penis is described in terms of how prime it is for being given a blowjob, or to be sucked at all. (factors include: length, width, etc.) *can be described in quantitative or qualitative terms*
Franklin: Thomas, how was your date with Megan last night?
Thomas: It went wonderfully, she sucked my dick.
Franklin: I'm not surprised, your dick's suckability is OVER NINE-THOUSANDDDDD!!1
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.