Something that sucks above all else
The only word to describe something so terrible that it makes you want to run away in your undergarments
see sooner
Usually written as "the suckness"

"This DJ is majorly the suckness"
"That movie was the suckness"
"That girl is the suckness"

Suckness by Ysass November 14, 2004

Related Words

suckness • suckcess • sickness • Suckcession • suckiness • Sicknesslie • stuckness • suckless • Sucksessful • Sickness cure

suckness

A sarcastic honorific replacing "highness" or other title of largesse:

Of course, his royal suckness couldn't be bothered with it. He was too busy jackwankin'

suckness by ian mcGrady February 7, 2008

Suckness

A sickness in witch you cannot stop the urge to suck dicks or penis shaped vegietables

I got really bad suckness man don't come near me

Suckness by Thicc mama August 31, 2016

Sucksessful

A sucksessful person is one that has intentionally done something poorly and has been rewarded for it.

Dimitri's career in pricing was deemed sucksessful in the regards that over the course of three years none of the deals he priced were signed.

Sucksessful by Hulk19 July 29, 2019

dragon sickness

The growing greed and desire for gold and treasure.

"Dude - what's with all the gold chains and bling - you got the dragon sickness bad man"

dragon sickness by grinding_metal December 21, 2014

town sickness

A psychological condition where somebody misses a certain town or city

Curtis: what's up with Paul he's been obsessing for months about Louisville ever since you guys left
Grant: I don't know Curtis

Aron: he possibly has town sickness
Grant: what's town sickness?
Aron: it's a mental condition where someone misses a certain town or city
Curtis: makes sense

town sickness by Yoo Hoo November 30, 2013

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026