suckness

Something that uber sucks above MANY other things.

K1NC is the suckness.

by BBTV Angry Penguin March 27, 2004

Suckness

Something that sucks above all else
The only word to describe something so terrible that it makes you want to run away in your undergarments
see sooner
Usually written as "the suckness"

"This DJ is majorly the suckness"
"That movie was the suckness"
"That girl is the suckness"

by Ysass November 14, 2004

suckness

A sarcastic honorific replacing "highness" or other title of largesse:

Of course, his royal suckness couldn't be bothered with it. He was too busy jackwankin'

by ian mcGrady February 7, 2008

Suckness

A sickness in witch you cannot stop the urge to suck dicks or penis shaped vegietables

I got really bad suckness man don't come near me

by Thicc mama August 31, 2016

Sucksessful

A sucksessful person is one that has intentionally done something poorly and has been rewarded for it.

Dimitri's career in pricing was deemed sucksessful in the regards that over the course of three years none of the deals he priced were signed.

by Hulk19 July 29, 2019

dragon sickness

The growing greed and desire for gold and treasure.

"Dude - what's with all the gold chains and bling - you got the dragon sickness bad man"

by grinding_metal December 21, 2014

town sickness

A psychological condition where somebody misses a certain town or city

Curtis: what's up with Paul he's been obsessing for months about Louisville ever since you guys left
Grant: I don't know Curtis

Aron: he possibly has town sickness
Grant: what's town sickness?
Aron: it's a mental condition where someone misses a certain town or city
Curtis: makes sense

by Yoo Hoo November 30, 2013