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suckastink!

That millipede crawled across my foot and when I put said foot to my nose suckastink!
suckastink! by Santilena August 23, 2007

sucktastic 

Description of something that has achieved a new and ultimate level of sucking, such that there is almost something fantastic about it. Also see: craptacular, pukeriffic
Bobby: How did your school picture turn out?

Johnny: Sucktastic.

Bobby: That's 'cause you're an uggo.

suckfest 

suckfest, n.

A place, idea, or state of being that completely and utterly sucks.
suckfest by WhoGivesAShit May 24, 2005

total suckfest 

An event that didn't live up to it's expectations, or had little or no expectations and still dissapointed.
"Damn, that party was no where near my initial expectations.."
"Uh-huh. Total suckfest"
"You read my thoughts homey. Lets party."

Suckfest 

Last night, I watched the best John Stamos movie on Suckfest!
Suckfest by wittbelle October 10, 2011

Suckfest 

A festival of sucking (oral sex) no one is quite sure how many or what type of people constitute a suckfest, the only sure thing we know is that it involves much confusion.
Oh man...I was f-ed up last night. I drank a handle of warm Mr. Boston gin and had a suckfest in the laundromat with a couple of homeless people.
Suckfest by Steve Jordan May 15, 2006