6 definitions by Steve Jordan
1.) A goodbye phrase which encourages, chilling out, taking care of one's self, staying black, and any other form of keeping it real.
by Steve Jordan May 6, 2006
by Steve Jordan June 20, 2007
A girl who you are trying to pick up in a bar who is just fuckable, specifically a 5.1 on a scale of 1-10. She spends most of the night drunkenly singing every song that is played on the jukebox very loudly directly into your ear.(Named for Dolby 5.1 surround sound)
A:"Where's Andrew?"
B:"He's been over at the other end of the bar all night with that dolby singing "Barbie Girl" into his ear."
B:"He's been over at the other end of the bar all night with that dolby singing "Barbie Girl" into his ear."
by Steve Jordan October 13, 2007
A festival of sucking (oral sex) no one is quite sure how many or what type of people constitute a suckfest, the only sure thing we know is that it involves much confusion.
Oh man...I was f-ed up last night. I drank a handle of warm Mr. Boston gin and had a suckfest in the laundromat with a couple of homeless people.
by Steve Jordan May 6, 2006
(Doo-lee) A Hundred Dollar Bill. Made up of 2 Ulies. A Uly is a 50 dollar bill, named for Ulysses Grant who's face appears on it.
by Steve Jordan October 23, 2007
(n.) An extrordinarily creepy old man who at first glace seems completely harmless, but minutes into a conversation it is easy to realize that he is whacked out of his gourd. Telltale signs include talking about past relationships which he would "break his kneecaps" to have back; talking about obscure areas of science that have to do with energy transfer and telling everything about a person by their microfacial movements; and especially speaking in a language that they have themselves made up and asking if you recognize what they are saying.
Holy shit, that fucking scare wizard would't stop talking about his garden where he grows human emotions in soil with mustard seeds, what a whackjob.
by Steve Jordan October 30, 2006