Suckatas 

The lively hood of not being able to stand in fact the man position is to be lad to rest after a longs days of stress I can be coped with only choked with the full force of a hopefully wish

Aye padna yo looking fa dat ass

Yo idek ha da find dat ass

O ye a

Yea

Gon ahead and see if old d round dear

Fosho padna

Haah haaa h
S he about da suckatas oa dis Doick

Suckatas by OneNippiKid June 14, 2021

sucktastic 

Description of something that has achieved a new and ultimate level of sucking, such that there is almost something fantastic about it. Also see: craptacular, pukeriffic

Bobby: How did your school picture turn out?

Johnny: Sucktastic.

Bobby: That's 'cause you're an uggo.

sucktastic by Bunifa Latifah Halifa Sharifah Jackson September 5, 2003

suckatang

drinking an alcoholic beverage, typically of the high proof variety....

Friend: Hey Raul, what's poppin!?

Raul: suckatang man, I'm sipping on a hen....

suckatang by MC Taboo October 20, 2006

Sucktask 

Alternative name for BJ

She went down on him and gave him a sucktask.

Sucktask by MrndA March 11, 2004

suckatad 

A person who, much like an Ethan, sucks tads for a living. Are you a suckatad? Probably. I am.

A suckatad looks you in the eye, and then you feel the slimy embrace of a tad in your right hand.

suckatad by BidoofMuncher.com September 7, 2017

Sucktastrophic 

Adj. Of, relating to, or involving a catastrophically inane, boring, or "sucky" experience or event totally devoid of entertainment value.

Origin: a combination of "suck" and "catastrophic"

"The game could totally suck. Girls, cocktails, and girls are a good safety net of entertainment. Trust me, I've seen sucktastrophic Super Bowl games."

Sucktastrophic by Vin_from_Chicago February 1, 2009

Sucktastic 

When something sucks so bad that it enters the realm of the fantastic.

Shit! My wallets gone.The fucking sucktastic.

Sucktastic by bonghole October 9, 2008