16 definitions by OneNippiKid

1
A very majestic way of saying I don’t wanna get trampled by a cow...
Hay look over there

Mooo zzzzzzzz
Ruhnnn zzzzz
Auuhhh zzz
... <Catal Prog>
by OneNippiKid June 13, 2021
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The lively hood of not being able to stand in fact the man position is to be lad to rest after a longs days of stress I can be coped with only choked with the full force of a hopefully wish
Aye padna yo looking fa dat ass

Yo idek ha da find dat ass

O ye a

Yea

Gon ahead and see if old d round dear

Fosho padna

Haah haaa h
S he about da suckatas oa dis Doick
by OneNippiKid June 14, 2021
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“Say it real quick with the ladder I’ll step said put the loving on his welp but guess why pu helped his belt”
“What”
“U heard me pussy come home to pappy
“No”
“Yes”
“Uh no”
“Bet”
Hey u heard that new nippi weather out for a header an dul

I’m out bye bye :(
by OneNippiKid May 24, 2021
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When you n yo girl gon so far off the cliff that the sheets reak of sweat n beef ???
“ Sooo I just look a your phone and found this.”
(Screenshot🤯💗).

“Soo can u explain plz”
“ Hooooohhh I mean she’s just a actress on a tubular site”

“Ahh ( ihh)”
(Grabs test and licks chest)

“Is this ok”
(Test risk)
(Touches chest)
(Eval left )
“Chuesqh”
by OneNippiKid June 08, 2021
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5
After a long nights of work my partner suspects something to be a problem

For the fact that I receive notice from work
That not only was I to take time off but that I became sicked by a discovery
In discovery I lost my keys my Id and my ponytail holder

So in my haste I had to give a call to my (husband/boyfriend) {ehem} partner and had no answer

So I went to the nearest store to be mesmerized by some whore

Yes

Whore for he ied me so hard that I lored him in to a pour

But anyways I finally made my call at mcy hores so I could get home for more
When I arrived home I was appalled by a mess on the floor

How idk but I wanted to know more
For I wish and hoped for no cores

But in my hazedt I saw something more
A dead body on the floor
“Man my girl got the finest Tittes I swear I be creaminundies

“Nigga what say dofy

“What”

Pht

“Ahh shiit I I didn’t mean”

“What”

“I”

“Pft fuck you mean creeaminundies what u got sum to say”

“Nahh I”

Pft “bitch ass nigga man I quit”
by OneNippiKid June 18, 2021
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Say have you ever piped

Like if your staid at life

Stagnated by sight

To release a force of might

Penis
Touched by light

In the eyes of night
Penis

Just to fuck for the night

Left nut

After a days worth of strife

Clinches fist

Grabs dick

Sit quick

Said it

Suck

Lick

Spit
Regurgitate
Pisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Cumminridddllllinnn

Cuminriddlin
by OneNippiKid June 18, 2021
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Supposed to be home supposedly alone all way on the phone never coming home
Hey hi bye cry 🖕🏼
Bass
by OneNippiKid June 13, 2021
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