suckatad

A person who, much like an Ethan, sucks tads for a living. Are you a suckatad? Probably. I am.
A suckatad looks you in the eye, and then you feel the slimy embrace of a tad in your right hand.
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Bungle Baby

A baby who didn't come out just right. Commonly found in southern hospitals, usually a result of "keeping it in the family".
This baby here's one mighty fine example of a bungle baby, yep.
by BidoofMuncher.com September 07, 2017
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