suckatad 

A person who, much like an Ethan, sucks tads for a living. Are you a suckatad? Probably. I am.

A suckatad looks you in the eye, and then you feel the slimy embrace of a tad in your right hand.

suckatad by BidoofMuncher.com September 7, 2017

suckatude 

1. an poor attitude towards life.
2. an unhealthy situation

The delinquents often hurt themselves instead of pulling themselves out of their suckatude.

His suckatude was ruining every one's good time.

suckatude by Grimsley March 28, 2007

Suckamadoodle 

What my son calls a hand-held vacuum...

Mommy, I know you're mad I ate crackers on the rug, but don't worry!
I'll use the suckamadoodle to get the crumbs off the floor!

Suckamadoodle by Mass Madness June 15, 2017

suckatang

drinking an alcoholic beverage, typically of the high proof variety....

Friend: Hey Raul, what's poppin!?

Raul: suckatang man, I'm sipping on a hen....

suckatang by MC Taboo October 20, 2006

suckamadiculous 

When something is so absolutely ridiculous that it merits oral sex.

"The line at the train station was absolutely suckamadiculous. I should be repaid in oral sex for something so proposterous."

suckamadiculous by Chicka! April 19, 2006

Suckamadiculous 

Something so ridiculous that dick should be sucked over it.

-Hey, thanks for coming to see my play. Did you like it?
- No, in fact, it was suckamadiculous.

Suckamadiculous by Hoorah March 20, 2006

suckatation 

the degree of suckiness. How bad does something suck? Well, define its degree of suckatation.

In 2007 with on-going war in Iraq, rising gas and food prices, falling housing prices and massive foreclosures, the level of suckatation America reached was one unseen since depths of 1979. (inflation, massive unemployment, the Iran hostage crisis.)

Since he could hardly skate, his depth of suckatation as a hockey player was staggering.

suckatation by AaronJ January 13, 2008