Sourbate 

When you take a bite of something sour (lemon, sour candy, sour powder, etc...) as you begin to orgasm.

Did you buy that bag of Jolly Rancher Sour Surge so you can sourbate tonight

Sourbate by Babushka's Bones January 7, 2021

sourbagel

it is a stinky pussy

man she's got a mad sourbagel!!!!!

sourbagel by thatawesomekid July 31, 2011

sourbake 

One who looks like they have been sucking on a lemon for the last year. The expression will be disgust and they will rarely manage a smile.

The guy was on the dancefloor eating his tayto crisps with a sourbake, the fat kid was not enjoying himself.

sourbake by Scott McKnight June 9, 2007

Sturbate 

when someone with no ma (mother) masturbates

Tragically, my mom died last week. From now on I will have no choice but to sturbate.

Sturbate by Feline_Loam_Turnip October 27, 2020

e-sturbate 

getting ones self off while watching a male pornstar sevice himself over the internet.

oh dude i had a phat e-sturbate last night. fuck yeah.

e-sturbate by bradingna July 28, 2006

Soulbates 

When both a man and a woman confess that they have masturbated to each other, either through pictures or other material. These two later become an official couple after said confession.

Man: There's something I have to tell you...I've masturbated to thoughts of you!

Woman: I'm touched...because I've masturbated to thoughts of you too!

Man: Guess that means we're soulbates. Want to go out?

Woman: Oh God, YES!

Soulbates by TheRuleBreaker November 29, 2016

Sourated 

To be graded negatively by a person with a chronically cynical view of the world. To be given a sour review.

I thought the movie was pretty good, but my friend totally sourated it.

Sourated by Hooswriting November 29, 2018