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Sourbate 

When you take a bite of something sour (lemon, sour candy, sour powder, etc...) as you begin to orgasm.
Did you buy that bag of Jolly Rancher Sour Surge so you can sourbate tonight
Sourbate by Babushka's Bones January 7, 2021
Words you can keep
it is a stinky pussy
man she's got a mad sourbagel!!!!!
sourbagel by thatawesomekid July 31, 2011

sourbake 

One who looks like they have been sucking on a lemon for the last year. The expression will be disgust and they will rarely manage a smile.
The guy was on the dancefloor eating his tayto crisps with a sourbake, the fat kid was not enjoying himself.
sourbake by Scott McKnight June 9, 2007

Sturbate 

when someone with no ma (mother) masturbates
Tragically, my mom died last week. From now on I will have no choice but to sturbate.
Sturbate by Feline_Loam_Turnip October 27, 2020

e-sturbate 

getting ones self off while watching a male pornstar sevice himself over the internet.
oh dude i had a phat e-sturbate last night. fuck yeah.
e-sturbate by bradingna July 28, 2006

Soulbates 

When both a man and a woman confess that they have masturbated to each other, either through pictures or other material. These two later become an official couple after said confession.
Man: There's something I have to tell you...I've masturbated to thoughts of you!

Woman: I'm touched...because I've masturbated to thoughts of you too!

Man: Guess that means we're soulbates. Want to go out?

Woman: Oh God, YES!
Soulbates by TheRuleBreaker November 29, 2016

Sourated 

To be graded negatively by a person with a chronically cynical view of the world. To be given a sour review.
I thought the movie was pretty good, but my friend totally sourated it.
Sourated by Hooswriting November 29, 2018
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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