Sterbate

A slang term for the male masturbation of the erect genitalia. This term is usually used among men to make sure that an unusual conversation with a female does not arouse.

(1.)I had a great Sterbate last night;(2.)Ben, stop Sterbating in my bed;(3.)I have the urges to go and Sterbate with my hands right now.

by Ben and Marc August 3, 2007

cube-sterbate

To pleasure oneself while in an office cubicle.

James decided to cube-sterbate after he finished up the monthly sales report.

by RK64 September 26, 2006

Stroke-sterbate

After jerking the chicken for multiple hours one may suffer from a stroke.

Andy had to call into work after had a case of stroke-sterbate.

by Doesnatcher July 10, 2016

Sturbate

when someone with no ma (mother) masturbates

Tragically, my mom died last week. From now on I will have no choice but to sturbate.

by Feline_Loam_Turnip October 27, 2020

e-sturbate

getting ones self off while watching a male pornstar sevice himself over the internet.

oh dude i had a phat e-sturbate last night. fuck yeah.

by bradingna July 28, 2006

Stergate

Stergate: A dark period in major league baseball history when Roger "the Rocket" Clements appeared before a judicial committee to defend his innoncence in his alleged use of steroids.

I was watching ESPN last night and saw the Rocket get hammered at Stergate, brutal. He was pitching some of his best fast balls.

by Gaz Bird February 14, 2008

Sturbate

Masturbation when it is performed by a person who has no Ma.

Ma died of heart disease last night. Guess I'll just have to sturbate from now on.

by Feline_Loam_Turnip October 27, 2020