Stumptified

To be stuck, like a tree stump, in utter disbelief

I can't believe that slut ass bitch whore was fucking my associate in our bed. I'm completely stumptified!

by ferciouskniff November 21, 2010

stupified

confused and stupid at the same time

I feel helpless and stupified.

by "B" February 15, 2006

stumpified

1. What happens when you ingest too much alcohol (ie. Natural Light) and fail to meet a deadline, or fail to accomplish anything at all).

2. When you are confused about heavily smoking vehicles passing you on the roadway.

1. "Hey Leroy, did you get those train horns installed?" "Naw, I've been stumpified"

2. "I was stumpified by an Excursion today on I-10"

by covered in soot November 3, 2007

stupified

Being overwhelmed by the stupidity of others.

I felt stupified after only 5min of watching the Kardashians.

by Stupified65 June 16, 2012

stupified

Confused and stupid at the same time. Sometimes involves starring blankly into the abyss.

Alex Wall is always stupified

by Blake R May 14, 2007

stupdified

To consume a retarded amount of reefer, beer, and or mushrooms

Man I am fucking STUPDIFIED.

10 Bong hits and a 12ver, were gonna be stupdified.

Last night, wow, just fucking stupdified me.

A quarter of Mushrooms, Re-DONCULOUS

by The Jimmer And IsMack TaBBack June 11, 2006

Stupified

crazy, magnificent, unbelievable, amazing

mind blowing

He has stupified swag

by brew11 January 5, 2009