Stumptified 

To be stuck, like a tree stump, in utter disbelief

I can't believe that slut ass bitch whore was fucking my associate in our bed. I'm completely stumptified!

Stumptified by ferciouskniff November 21, 2010

stupified 

confused and stupid at the same time

I feel helpless and stupified.

stupified by "B" February 15, 2006

stumpified 

1. What happens when you ingest too much alcohol (ie. Natural Light) and fail to meet a deadline, or fail to accomplish anything at all).

2. When you are confused about heavily smoking vehicles passing you on the roadway.

1. "Hey Leroy, did you get those train horns installed?" "Naw, I've been stumpified"

2. "I was stumpified by an Excursion today on I-10"

stumpified by covered in soot November 3, 2007

stupified 

Being overwhelmed by the stupidity of others.

I felt stupified after only 5min of watching the Kardashians.

stupified by Stupified65 June 16, 2012

stupified 

Confused and stupid at the same time. Sometimes involves starring blankly into the abyss.

Alex Wall is always stupified

stupified by Blake R May 14, 2007

stupdified 

To consume a retarded amount of reefer, beer, and or mushrooms

Man I am fucking STUPDIFIED.

10 Bong hits and a 12ver, were gonna be stupdified.

Last night, wow, just fucking stupdified me.

A quarter of Mushrooms, Re-DONCULOUS

stupdified by The Jimmer And IsMack TaBBack June 11, 2006

Stupified 

crazy, magnificent, unbelievable, amazing

mind blowing

He has stupified swag

Stupified by brew11 January 5, 2009