1. What happens when you ingest too much alcohol (ie. Natural Light) and fail to meet a deadline, or fail to accomplish anything at all).

2. When you are confused about heavily smoking vehicles passing you on the roadway.

1. "Hey Leroy, did you get those train horns installed?" "Naw, I've been stumpified"

2. "I was stumpified by an Excursion today on I-10"

stumpified by covered in soot November 3, 2007

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slutified

When you been single for the first time in a long time and your trying to get a different mandingo every night of the week.

Ashley: Oh my goosh!!! Jamie had over a tall black mandingo last night. She is a certified slutified!!!
Friend: Was he the same guy she had over last night
Ashley: No Girl! It's been different mandingo over every night this week. She was even walking funny yesterday morning when she took Penny for a stroll. Now that's a real certified slutified!!!

slutified by @@@####345677765FTRFGT H , JL April 26, 2017

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sluttified

1. Someone who has just entered the slut scene by means of being a slut.

2. An object having the qualities of being slutty in comparison to the norm.

1. Jenny is definately sluttified, she was with Jon AND Dustin last night! and now she's banging Brian!

2. Josh pimped out his car last week, now it's completely sluttified.

sluttified by Rooski November 23, 2004

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Stumpfified

You're mindset after stumpf fixed your como

stumpf- I fixed your como on your IMBTR

NCO- HOLY SHIT I CAN TALK TO HEADQUARTERS I'M STUMPFIFIED

Stumpfified by SNAP123 January 4, 2011

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Stumptified

To be stuck, like a tree stump, in utter disbelief

I can't believe that slut ass bitch whore was fucking my associate in our bed. I'm completely stumptified!

Stumptified by ferciouskniff November 21, 2010

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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