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Slumptified

When you get to high that you pass out where ever you are
Jerry was so high he was slumptified
by Jaycob b July 28, 2016
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Slutified

When someone takes something that’s conservative and makes it into something slutty. Ie: Clothing
Woah you really just slutified that top there kinda loving it!
by Ihavesexalot April 29, 2019
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stumpified

1. What happens when you ingest too much alcohol (ie. Natural Light) and fail to meet a deadline, or fail to accomplish anything at all).

2. When you are confused about heavily smoking vehicles passing you on the roadway.
1. "Hey Leroy, did you get those train horns installed?" "Naw, I've been stumpified"

2. "I was stumpified by an Excursion today on I-10"
by covered in soot November 3, 2007
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slutified

When you been single for the first time in a long time and your trying to get a different mandingo every night of the week.
Ashley: Oh my goosh!!! Jamie had over a tall black mandingo last night. She is a certified slutified!!!
Friend: Was he the same guy she had over last night
Ashley: No Girl! It's been different mandingo over every night this week. She was even walking funny yesterday morning when she took Penny for a stroll. Now that's a real certified slutified!!!
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sluttified

1. Someone who has just entered the slut scene by means of being a slut.

2. An object having the qualities of being slutty in comparison to the norm.
1. Jenny is definately sluttified, she was with Jon AND Dustin last night! and now she's banging Brian!

2. Josh pimped out his car last week, now it's completely sluttified.
by Rooski November 23, 2004
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Stumpfified

You're mindset after stumpf fixed your como
stumpf- I fixed your como on your IMBTR

NCO- HOLY SHIT I CAN TALK TO HEADQUARTERS I'M STUMPFIFIED
by SNAP123 January 4, 2011
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Stumptified

To be stuck, like a tree stump, in utter disbelief
I can't believe that slut ass bitch whore was fucking my associate in our bed. I'm completely stumptified!
by ferciouskniff November 21, 2010
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