Stumplet

A small chunk of hair

“Jennifer can you just cut off a stumplet”

by Stumpgirl December 1, 2018

stumpet

(v): Sticking a partially missing limb (a stump) into someone's mouth. This will cause the receiver to make a muttering, unpleasant sound, that of which an inexperienced trumpeter would make.

I was trying to be nice to this handicap amputee... But he tried to stumpet me.

by ncreel December 8, 2014

Stumpled

When you have spent so much time on Stumbleupon, you become dizzy, confused, disoriented, slow, and in essence, intoxicated.

"Yeah I was gonna finish that paper, but I just got so Stumpled last night."

by Kahrispy October 13, 2011

Stumples

A rare and extreme case of "cankles" in which each leg of a "big-boned" lass in question takes on a tree-trunk likeness. The stumple begins (or ends) where the ankle bone SHOULD be seen and finishes (or starts) in areas that are too frightful to imagine. Moss and hair-stubble accentuates this unseemly occurrence.

In some cases, backgound radiation is emitted from said lumber logs. Largely very dangerous to get caught in between.

"Good Lord, Big Bertha's stumples are exceptionally endowed today."

by DGFab January 11, 2009

Stumple

Act of a stubbled beard masking over pimples.

"Kyle is in need of major hygiene"
"Yeah or he should grow a stumple"

by keefington January 27, 2009

stimpleton

Harry Potter's long lost twin, introduced in book 7 and a half. One who trains Harry's owl and wraps his broom present.

More of stimpleton on the 7 and a half book soon to come.

by rowling August 22, 2006

stumples

Pimples on an amputees stump.

Honey, my nub is inflamed with little pimples...I think I have stumples

by Jason Fuller & Eric P Naas January 4, 2009