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(v): Sticking a partially missing limb (a stump) into someone's mouth. This will cause the receiver to make a muttering, unpleasant sound, that of which an inexperienced trumpeter would make.
I was trying to be nice to this handicap amputee... But he tried to stumpet me.
by ncreel December 08, 2014
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