Stump Grindin' 

Stump Grindin' occurs when a man and a woman have sex in the missionary position. The man has his legs cut off at the knee. This poses an awkward thrusting resembling that of midget porn in fast forward.

Jimmy: "Wow, did you hear about what happened last night with Tina?"
Geoffrey: "No, what?"
Jimmy: "She was stump grindin' with that amputee."
Geoffrey: "OH SHI-"

Stump Grindin' by SirGrindsalot January 18, 2009

Stump Grinding 

When an amputee uses the remaining part of the affected appendage for sexual acts.

Ever since Jack lost his hand in that accident at the well, Jill’s been really into stump grinding.

Stump Grinding by Plazmik May 9, 2019

Stump Grinding 

Having sex with a man with a small penis, usually as the only alternative to a night alone.

Joan was happy to leave the club with John, but when they got to his place and disrobed, she decided that a night of stump grinding was better than going home.

Stump Grinding by Srini January 8, 2009

Stump Grinding 

1) When a girl is grinding on a guy with man parts that are short and fat. see chode

2) An action that is performed by a lawn maintenance specialist.

1) did you hear about Amy? i heard she went Stump Grinding last night!

2) My trees all died and i had to cut them down. i'm going to call that Stump Grinding company now.

Stump Grinding by Awesomanda November 8, 2011

Stump Grinding 

Severe constipation and the noises that come with it. Oftentimes, the straining makes one sound like a stump grinder.

Man, Louis was definitely stump grinding yesterday. He was in the can for an hour and I could hear him all the way down the hall.

Stump Grinding by RafneyJmike November 15, 2011

stump grinding 

sex with someone who has a small penis, or a chode.

“He was such a good kisser, but when we got back to his house… I was stump grinding all night”

stump grinding by player_aler August 9, 2025

stumpgrinding 

vigorous bumping and grinding of at least two vaginas

i bet those chicks just got done stumpgrinding

stumpgrinding by pepperonipony July 22, 2010