A jealousy-induced form of regretfulmasturbation; usually occurs after one realizes their ex no longer wants them and/or after seeing them "getting it in" with a new lover.
Dude is Devin crying? ...Dude is Devin masturbating? Oh Shit! That poor bastard's cry-sturbating!
After seeing his ex playing tonsil hockey with her new man at the superbowl party, Devin scampered away to his room for an all night session of loud & painfully pleasant cry-sturbation.
adj.- A universally accepted term described as being pleasurable on a legendary magnitude. Something so desirable to the senses that one might be stunned. Being left with a sensation that leaves one desiring no other emotion thereafter.
"You're TPS reports looked stunsational this quarter!"
"Those wheels are so stunsational I have to sit down."
"That fedora the guy driving the Evo was wearing drained all the stunsationalism out of the room."