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med-sturbation 

I had the worst hangover this morning, but after a little med-sturbation session in the shower, I was good to go.
med-sturbation by Burt Sanchez September 15, 2009

Stuffalingo

Taunt yelled after blocking a shot in a basketball game
Andrew: STUFFALINGO

Alex: What does that mean

Andrew: Means you just got stuffed
Stuffalingo by tsamisaherb November 1, 2008

e-sturbation

1. Expression of sexual gratification online via cybersex.

2. Masturbation to anything else that happens online and/or that is viewed that is sexually gratifying.
1. I am e-sturbating furiously right now! (message typed as the guy has cybersex with this hot Swedish chick.)

2. Hey hold on! I'm very busy e-sturbating to these lesbo pics of Aria Giovanni at her official site!
e-sturbation by Mark H August 25, 2004

Cry-sturbation 

A jealousy-induced form of regretful masturbation; usually occurs after one realizes their ex no longer wants them and/or after seeing them "getting it in" with a new lover.
Dude is Devin crying? ...Dude is Devin masturbating? Oh Shit! That poor bastard's cry-sturbating!

After seeing his ex playing tonsil hockey with her new man at the superbowl party, Devin scampered away to his room for an all night session of loud & painfully pleasant cry-sturbation.

Stunsational 

adj.- A universally accepted term described as being pleasurable on a legendary magnitude. Something so desirable to the senses that one might be stunned. Being left with a sensation that leaves one desiring no other emotion thereafter.
"You're TPS reports looked stunsational this quarter!"

"Those wheels are so stunsational I have to sit down."

"That fedora the guy driving the Evo was wearing drained all the stunsationalism out of the room."
Stunsational by Mandalore88 October 7, 2012

studation 

(n): the act of studying. (the mind is normally numb and tired and starved)
I've been reading for hours... I am tired of this studation!
studation by Arielle Brittani December 3, 2005