Stuffocation

The act of receiving too much dick.

Bob: Last night I was getting a BJ and the girl started stuffocating.

John: Ya, I went back to my room with that girl from the club last night and stuffocated her.

Dave: I called 911 so she didn't die of stuffocation

Stuffocation by Rubisco August 16, 2012

mammary suffocation 

Covering of the airways with female (sometimes fat-ass male) breast(s) for an extended period, resulting in Asphyxiation.

A common accident, seen in activities such as motorboating, BDSM, cowgirl stylecoitus and cockboob sandwiches.
As mammary suffocation requires both airways to become immersed and enveloped in plentiful amounts of adipose breast tissue, it usually involves breasts (racks,knockers,bazingas,tig ol bitties, boobies,etc.) of bat-shit epic proportions.

In recent years, popular culture has depicted mammary suffocation in such a way as to emphasize its epicly awesome nature. An unnamed survey reported 9 out of 10 men would give up their left nut, if it meant that their eventual cause of death would be via mammary suffocation.

See also: Hindenburg Disaster, For whom the cowbell tolls, rackout, Hooker Headlock

Jim: "Bro, Helga has such a big rack. I could motorboat those all day everyday."

Bob: "You say that now, but everyone else who's tried ended up dead from mammary suffocation."

Jim: "AWESOME. I'm in."

mammary suffocation by Ike21 April 27, 2014

suffocation

1. An underated veteran death metal band from New York formed in the late 80's. They make techincal and brutal, with elements of grindcore, and speed metal fathering a new subgenre.

2. The best death metal band ever.

Suffocation released Effigy of the Forgotten in 1991.

suffocation by vilescamp March 16, 2004

suffocation

An underrated band that combines elements of death and grind, yielding a genre called 'brutal death metal.' You may be able to tell by the genre name, but if you listen to their shit, it's pretty fucking heavy. Another example of why Relapse is one of the best damn labels the metal genre has ever seen. (See also Nile, Mastodon, Nasum and Pig Destroyer)

I was going to listen to Suffocation tonight, but I realized I was wearing new pants, and I didn't want to shit in them like I usually do when I listen to said band.

suffocation by hermanator05 January 7, 2005

stuffocating

The stuffocating feeling of having too much stuff. There is no more room for any more stuff; If I buy one more thing I may stuffocate. Every closet and drawer is already jammed with stuff.

The hoarder's house was stuffocating.

stuffocating by Lexi416 November 2, 2013

stufficating 

When a person has too many things crammed into their home/apartment/car, to the point where you/they cannot breathe (metaphorically-speaking).

"Guy's place is stufficating with all this crap everywhere."

stufficating by Chriz01840 December 26, 2008

Silly Bandz Suffocation 

When school children overload their arms with the stretchy rubber bracelets. Silly Bandz have become the sudden craze among many elementary schools, middle schools, and even high schools. They come in different colors and shapes, and kids squeeze many on their arm/s at one time. This may result in a sudden, dramatic loss of circulation.

John: "I just bought my daughter five packs of Silly Bandz the other day, and she wears all of them at once!"
Patrick: "Ah yes, it's Silly Bandz Suffocation."

Silly Bandz Suffocation by cooolkat08 May 30, 2010