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1. To phonectically say; "stfu".
2. A shorter and quicker way to say; "shut the fuck up".
Amy: "Nick, I don't want you to cum on my face!:("
Nick: "STUFOO, bitch!"

Alicia: "But, baby, I don't want you to go out to the bar!"
Vince: "I don't care... so, stufoo."
Stufoo by RangeRov49 July 24, 2006
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A wholesome alternative for children to say in place of the word "sucks". A combination of the words stupid and poop. Its a general way of voicing your displeasure for a person, place, or thing.
Jude: "Have you heard the new Justin Bieber song that just came out?"

McKayla: "Yes it's awesome.....he's dreamy"

Jude: "Yeah right......its so stupoo!"
Stupoo by Jude Monster March 29, 2011

stultosexual 

noun {C} or adjective

The antithesis of sapiosexual—that 2010s shibboleth of Doctor Who fanboys and Dunning–Kruger effect case studies—a stultosexual is a person who is aroused by or attracted to stupidity. The heart (or sex drive) wants what it wants, and sometimes that want has precious little to do with the brain.

From L. stultō ("foolish, fatuous, generally stupid as fuck") + -sexual.

Cf. "I Never Said I Was Deep" by Jarvis Cocker for the dipshit debauchee's perspective.
A: "I read that Bitcoin is fungible. Is that why you can use it to buy shrooms on the dark web?"

B: "Well, sort of, but that's not entirely it... Hey, come to my place and I'll show you my portfolio, maybe?"

Posse of wingmen and wingladies: "That bastard's without a doubt a stultosexual."

Jenna's formidable intellectual acumen, which her command of all the Finno-Ugric languages evinces, means that her prodigious carnal activities are, from her perspective, inherently stultosexual.
stultosexual by DrSJohnson November 17, 2019

Suloobrious 

Getting married to someone and not even knowing them that well
“You should try drinking your wine from a spoon like me... it’s very suloobrious”

Staloofus 

A word used for name calling, only thrice in one word. Staloofus broken apart meaning: Stupid-Loser-Doofus
Shut up you staloofus!
Staloofus by Aly M. B. October 5, 2006
1. The way to pronounce "STFU" in real life.
2. A way to say "STFU" without it getting censored.
1. Hey kid, would you do me a favor and stufoo?
2. Stufoo, you Vikings fan. You haven't won anything. (I didn't want to get caught by the autoflag mods)
stufoo by GO PACKERS September 5, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

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Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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