Strumbling 

When you try to take a sip from a straw without looking at it but you miss and start fumbling around for it with your mouth.

I went to take a sip from my water last night but completely missed my straw and then my friends all saw me strumbling.

Erryday I'm strumbl ing.

Strumbling by Acatsbeerbelly April 12, 2016

strumbling 

The slow, wobbly walk when you are drunk, but in no rush to get to your next location.

Alice: "Why is Duncan walking like that?"
Jen: "I'm not sure."
Alice: "Are you going to fall?"

Duncan: "Naw, I'm just strumbling."

strumbling by Jenk154 July 6, 2011

Stumblin

The act of being so fucked up you can't see or walk straight, therefore you stumblin.

"Damn man, that shit last night got us fuckkked up!"
"Yea bro, I was stumblinnnn!"

Stumblin by Siyksoul December 22, 2009

Stubbling

When a midget with no legs or arms dances. This is also used in porn, where a midget would dance on the persons chest to please them.

Stubbling is an extreme sport

Stubbling by Stubbling April 8, 2021

scrambling eggs 

When you're fucking a girl so hard her ovaries get scrambled.

Vinnie: Yo, I finally banged Gina last night.
Tony: Yeah? How'd it go?
Vinnie: Bro, I was scrambling eggs.

scrambling eggs by the_scrambler November 27, 2014

shmumbling 

Yelling so loud that you can't understand what they are saying, loud mumbling.

Could you yell any louder, you are shmumbling with fucking nonsense.

shmumbling by HellowIamEth June 7, 2016

Beef strumming 

Beef strumming is the act of pulling ones vagina lips taught and having your partner play your lips like a harp with their toung.

My mom caught me Beef strumming my step-sister

Beef strumming by Uncle mike and Uncle Ryan July 9, 2011