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1.Someone who resembles that of an Ostritch
2.Someone who think themselves overly badass, thinking themselves a big player, and is often quoted using ridiculous ones liners.

Stritches should always be mocked and will rarely know they are the butt of the joke

They can also be quoted as constantly saying the word "Chicaw"
Stritch: She ain't no girl baby, shes a woman.

Stritch: I got me 11 decleaters today baby.

Person: Chicaw baby Chicaw
Stritch by Chicaw May 7, 2008

Cardinal Stritch University 

Unknown.
Consist of a shit ton of people who don’t want to be here
“Have you ever heard of Cardinal Stritch University?”
“Don’t you mean Satan’s ass crack?”

Cardinal Stritch University 

Unknown.
Consists of students that would rather be anywhere else
Did you hear about the parties at Cardinal Stritch University last weekend?
- No

Cardinal Stritch University 

Unknown. Anyone that goes here wishes to be somewhere else.

Sack Stretch

The act of stretching your legs to prevent your nutsack from sticking to your legs
It was a 100 degree day and my nut sack was glued to my legs, so I had to do the sack stretch.
Sack Stretch by CaptainPete2024 September 16, 2023

button stitcher

A lesbian who spends all her time giving other women clitoral orgasms
Sibling A: Why do her friends always moan and groan when they enter her bedroom?

Sibling B: I dunno, but maybe she's a button stitcher.
button stitcher by tory borty June 24, 2013
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The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 2:......
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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