1.Someone who resembles that of an Ostritch
2.Someone who think themselves overly badass, thinking themselves a big player, and is often quoted using ridiculous ones liners.

Stritches should always be mocked and will rarely know they are the butt of the joke

They can also be quoted as constantly saying the word "Chicaw"

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods