1.Someone who resembles that of an Ostritch
2.Someone who think themselves overly badass, thinking themselves a big player, and is often quoted using ridiculous ones liners.
Stritches should always be mocked and will rarely know they are the butt of the joke
They can also be quoted as constantly saying the word "Chicaw"
Stritch: She ain't no girl baby, shes a woman.
Stritch: I got me 11 decleaters today baby.
Person: Chicaw baby Chicaw