CaptainPete2024's definitions

WB Mason

An office supplies company in which the man on the front looks like John Wilkes Booth.

WB Mason looks like John Wilkes Booth

by CaptainPete2024 October 14, 2023

Dead Earthworm

A penis that won’t become erect during sex no matter how hard you try.

Me and Brenda tried to do it last night, but I couldn’t get hard because I found out I have a dead earthworm

by CaptainPete2024 January 10, 2024

Maltesers

A chocolate candy that looks like a black man’s bald head.

Ever have Maltesers before? They’re the best. And they look like that niggas bald head.

by CaptainPete2024 November 12, 2023

Five Guys

A fast food restaurant chain founded by five guys named Joe, Bob, Larry, Barry, and Stinky back in 1986.

Yo let’s go get Five Guys for dinner. Maybe we’ll run into Joe, Bob, Larry, Barry, and Stinky there.

by CaptainPete2024 October 31, 2023

Bob

A person who has no legs and goes swimming.

That guy has no legs. When he goes swimming I like to call him Bob.

by CaptainPete2024 October 18, 2023

Sack Stretch

The act of stretching your legs to prevent your nutsack from sticking to your legs

It was a 100 degree day and my nut sack was glued to my legs, so I had to do the sack stretch.

by CaptainPete2024 September 16, 2023

I’ll have fries with that

When you waste your money on a useless college degree that gets you nowhere such as gender studies

Pam - Oh did I tell you that I’m majoring in gender studies?

Jim - I’ll have fries with that.

by CaptainPete2024 February 10, 2024