Extreme self consciousness in
one’s appearance, resulting in the fear of
rejection of a lap dance by a stripper, even if said person has a wad of cash in hand. Usually results in the urge to
fight other patrons, rather than to enjoy the scenery.
I
think I suffer from stripperphobia, these strippers won't dance for me, but they'll dance for
Ben, he's got a sweet ass. Let's
fight someone!