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Stress Tea 

A form of tea that is drunk by Beatrice Middleton when she is stressed or tired. It's made of lavender and chamomile flowers, steeped in a pot of hot water. Used to treat stressful situations due to her recent coaching.
Beatrice: Hey you all. Do you want some stress tea? I just made a whole big pot full.

Opal: Sure, I've been really stressed. Ed's been nagging me all day long. Oh, the nerve of that man!

Liv: (crying and screaming) Oh, that Benjamin!! He's gonna get it when I get with done, oh my God!!

Beatrice: Liv, what in the world did he do?

Liv: He's hogging that Benmobile again! He's always on that thing.

Bryant: (with red fire coming out of his eyes, yelling) Shut up! This is just too much. Just drink the stress tea and be done with it!

Beatrice: (laughing at Bryant) Good one! Spoken like a true coach. (hands Bryant a stress tea) Here's to non-stressed grandmas everywhere!

Bryant: Skal! (Norwegian saying for 'cheers')

Liv: Thanks, maybe I should give this to Ben. He'll love it, too.
Stress Tea by Dusty's Baby Powder February 22, 2011
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Tea-stress 

The one hapless friend (mostly male for extra degradation)who always ends up with the tea making duties because they can't build up enough self confidence not to be everyone's bitch.
Simon - "Kris, make the tea!"
Kris - "Do I have to? I made the last seven!"

Daniel - "YES you fucking do - your the tea-stress!! And when you've done that, wash these cups"
Tea-stress by Daniel B7 January 12, 2009

Stressted 

Stress and rested combined
I stressted over the weekend.
Stressted by Young Rebel00 October 23, 2023

Stresstrated 

The feeling of being stressed and frustrated all at once.
Me being forced to choose the lesser of two evils has me so stresstrated!!
Stresstrated by Raeroboch April 9, 2017

Stresstapation 

the feeling of constipation after a stress full event.
After the sat i was stresstapated. The stress of the sat caused me to go into a deep mode of Stresstapation and i couldnt shit for days
Stresstapation by Dr. Stress January 24, 2011

Stresstastic 

A day when everything goes wrong is a stresstastic one.
Stresstastic by MRose902 October 18, 2008

stressterbating

The act of beating off because of stress and to relieve said stress
When life gets tough and bills start piling up, I go to my den and start stressterbating.
stressterbating by Tlogz April 23, 2016