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Jamaican Spray Tan 

Sexual act by nature (fetish) the jamaican spray tan is when one person blends a cup of human feces, urine, and semen saved up over a few months prior, mixes them, and when the person is about to finish during sexual encounters, they will pull it out & surprise their sexual partner by spraying them in the face with the recipe.
Person 1: Yo man, I was bangin' this girl the other night, I surprised her with the jamaican spray tan!
Person 2: I don't want to be friends with you anymore.
Jamaican Spray Tan by NotGemstar October 25, 2017

South Beach Spray Tan 

It's a Cleveland Steamer, but when the dumping party has diarrhea.
Johnny ate some tacos and was going to give his girl a Cleveland Steamer. However, the tacos gave him diarrhea, so she got the South Beach Spray Tan instead.

Secondhand spray tan 

The unintentional transmission of spray tan odor/color from one partner to another via direct contact. See printing press.
"Orange chest and stomach... Strong 'burnt carrot' odor," the doctor reassured me it was nothing more than a secondhand spray tan, probably something I picked up from my girlfriend, "it ought to clear up on it's own in a couple of weeks..."

langford spray tan

Langford spray tan = mace (yes the chemical)
If you don’t shut up ima give you a langford spray tan

Scandinavian spray tan 

A fetish originating from the Viking era whereby one is voluntarily subjected to a reindeer bukkake. Norse mythology suggests that the act of undergoing a Scandinavian spray tan improved warriors’ fertility rates after returning from long and exhausting battles. Sadly the art of taming reindeer in such fashion has been lost in modern times and fetishists have resorted to undergo such procedures by males dressed up in reindeer outfits instead, with mixed fertility success being reported.
Customer: Good morning, could I book Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen, and Rudolph for a Scandinavian spray tan please?

Operator: Most certainly, which date and time did you have in mind?

Spray Tan 

When you fart on somebody and a spray of poo turns their skin brown.
Last night I ripped a diarrhea fart on my girlfriend and gave her a sweet spray tan on her boob!
Spray Tan by Troob March 4, 2009