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Strawmaning 

Yeah you are strawmaning the absolute shit out of that.
Hym "It wasn't because it she wouldn't sleep with me it was because she fucked the retard. The threat was over the stalking and you know that. And none of you have justified what you're doing in any way you dogshit. If. A group men did that. A woman that took issue with that wouldn't be getting the blatant strawmaning I'm getting from you. And that's how you know you're full of shit. And you don't give a fuck about STDs. If you care so much about STDs why do you need abortions? Should he be wearing a condom? If you're concerned with STDs you shouldn't need an abortion because you always use condoms. And a brothel could have health screenings. You just want your BITCH arbitrary whim to be the barrier to men getting pussy. The second it becomes cheap and available to everyone you lose the only leverage you have in life miss porn lady. It's about BEING THE DECIDER. But you're not the decider you're a whore and Cody just want 'be to nice girls and retards.' You're seriously dumb for that you really can't wrap your head around 'women sheltered by society and now entitled pieces of shit who play by a different set of rules.'
Strawmaning by Hym Iam June 23, 2023

Strawmanning

A type of trolling where the Troller attempts to pwn someone by claiming something they said means something totally different to what that actually meant.
Innocent Person: "I think it is important that school children wear school uniforms".

Strawmanning Person: "Hitler believed in people wearing uniforms, are you trying to make all children Nazis?"

Innocent Person: No, that is not at all what I meant!

Strawmanning Person: Ha! I pwned you!
Strawmanning by Netal Beattie November 16, 2011
The refreshing, necessary process of stretching and yawning one must go through in the morning before he or she starts the day.
After she wakes up, Bree routinely spends 3-5 minutes each morning strawning prior to starting her other daily activities.
strawning by Stephen Boognish January 1, 2007

strawmanized 

to incorrectly and unfairly make an opponent's argument seem as if it hold no water or has no weight nor bearing, as if the argument were a man, it would be easy to pushover. From a logic error when breaking down arguments, the "strawman" response to an argument.
Bush claimed that by voting down weapons ordinances, Kerry was against national defense, but he had really just strawmanized Kerry's argument.
strawmanized by charliemiller February 2, 2005

strawmanized 

A word often used but never defined.
Bush and Gore strawmenized each other during the debate.
strawmanized by fred May 11, 2003

strawmanized 

A term often used by never defined
Phil strawmenizes goats.
strawmanized by bob May 11, 2003

Strawmeming 

Verbal form of strawmeme. An action one performs when committing the strawman logical fallacy in the form of a meme that makes fun of a particular belief, system, ideology, etc.
Strawmeming doesn’t take much talent. Try to be a little more accurate when making fun of people!
Strawmeming by Hyperdulia November 17, 2021
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