strawning

The refreshing, necessary process of stretching and yawning one must go through in the morning before he or she starts the day.

After she wakes up, Bree routinely spends 3-5 minutes each morning strawning prior to starting her other daily activities.

strawning by Stephen Boognish January 1, 2007

Staining the Porcelain 

To take a dump. A shit, if you will.

P.J.: "Be right back guys! I'll be Staining the Porcelain for a few minutes!"

Staining the Porcelain by P.J. Hutch March 8, 2008

Stanning 

The act of being overly obsessed with an artist/person/character/etc.

STalker + fAN = STAN

Eminem's song "Stan" embodied all the aspects of what it means to be a huge fanatic of a music artist, and the word has since been used to encompass all obsessive fan behavior.

My Xander love comes from my Buffy stanning.

I've been stanning Beyonce for so long I couldn't stop if I wanted to.

Stanning by strmlndbtrfly June 12, 2012

straining the greens 

to take a piss, to urinate, take a leek, pass water.

Son, " im straining the greens"
Father, " you dirty bastard"

straining the greens by Cyaninternetdog February 14, 2007

Strapping it

Strapping it refers to a male whose penis is so long it cannot fit inside his pants, resulting in him having to strap it around his legs to keep it from dangling to his feet. Typically involves a belt or velcro.

"wow look at tyrone hes definitely strapping it"

Strapping it by Big_Boy99 February 28, 2019

staining porcelain 

stocking the pond, dropping the kids off at the pool, etc. slang phrase for deification

Where's john... oh he's out staining porcelain

staining porcelain by mormdavid April 24, 2009

Scranning 

British slang for 'eating'.

Originates from the slang 'scran', a colloquialism used by those in the Royal Navy meaning food.

why would anyone think of scranning their own shite

Scranning by pratwithabeard February 25, 2013