strawning

The refreshing, necessary process of stretching and yawning one must go through in the morning before he or she starts the day.

After she wakes up, Bree routinely spends 3-5 minutes each morning strawning prior to starting her other daily activities.

by Stephen Boognish January 1, 2007

Staining the Porcelain

To take a dump. A shit, if you will.

P.J.: "Be right back guys! I'll be Staining the Porcelain for a few minutes!"

by P.J. Hutch March 8, 2008

Stanning

The act of being overly obsessed with an artist/person/character/etc.

STalker + fAN = STAN

Eminem's song "Stan" embodied all the aspects of what it means to be a huge fanatic of a music artist, and the word has since been used to encompass all obsessive fan behavior.

My Xander love comes from my Buffy stanning.

I've been stanning Beyonce for so long I couldn't stop if I wanted to.

by strmlndbtrfly June 12, 2012

straining the greens

to take a piss, to urinate, take a leek, pass water.

Son, " im straining the greens"
Father, " you dirty bastard"

by Cyaninternetdog February 14, 2007

Strapping it

Strapping it refers to a male whose penis is so long it cannot fit inside his pants, resulting in him having to strap it around his legs to keep it from dangling to his feet. Typically involves a belt or velcro.

"wow look at tyrone hes definitely strapping it"

by Big_Boy99 February 28, 2019

staining porcelain

stocking the pond, dropping the kids off at the pool, etc. slang phrase for deification

Where's john... oh he's out staining porcelain

by mormdavid April 24, 2009

Scranning

British slang for 'eating'.

Originates from the slang 'scran', a colloquialism used by those in the Royal Navy meaning food.

why would anyone think of scranning their own shite

by pratwithabeard February 25, 2013