Strausse 

A very ugly Austrian Ostrich. Often combined with höse. Turning it into a man wearing Ugly Austrian Brand Ostrich Pants.

Look at Chris he's such a Strausse.

Strausse by Jasuzo November 17, 2021

Dr Strauss

To Strauss someone is to do the action of somewhat scarily move towards someone when a light is out or can mean many other things that are better unsaid. A common way to say it is straoos or Stroos.

Im going to STRAUSS you up!

Help me, i'm being vandilized by Dr Strauss

Dr Strauss by Strauss Guy February 3, 2020

Strauss Crack

When the thigh on tight jeans gives out resulting in a material tear that exposes ones inner thigh. This generally occurs during wear in public places, although domestic occurrences have also been noted. Experiences are often distressing for the individual involved, commonly leading to embarrassment, anger, frustration, and, ultimately brand boycott.

Strauss Crack 1: OMG, that chick is showing a serious "Strauss Crack".

Strauss Crack 2: When I got off the bus I noticed I had a huge "Strauss Crack".

Strauss Crack 3: I can still remember my first "Strauss Crack". I told my boss I was feeling sick and left work immediately and took a cab home.

Strauss Crack 4: I am never buying those jeans again, they blew a "Strauss Crack" after two months!

Strauss Crack 5: The worst part of being Strauss Cracked is not knowing who's behind you.

Strauss Crack by Jackson Lester March 8, 2011

Tom Strauss 

One of gods gifts to the earth, fucking legendary person with a sense of humour to make up for what he lacks in dick size

"he was so small you could call him a tom strauss"

Tom Strauss by yeahnahfrickoath June 18, 2019

Strauss

Is a retard

Strauss is special, but it's okay.

Strauss by Straussssy April 30, 2022

Straussed

When a barely legal person of the male persuasion tries to pick up chicks using information from the PUA bible "The Game" by Neil Strauss. Tactics include going up to random women on the street and asking them bizarre questions to try to start a conversation. Proponents of Straussing fail to realize that book came out before they hit puberty and is no longer original.

18 year old boy (usually wearing a hat): "Hey can I ask you a question? Do you think music was better in the 90s or the 2000s?"

Me: "Am I getting Straussed?"

Straussed by baloola June 19, 2014

The Angry Strauss 

When a guy sticks their violin bow in their partner's ass and cums in their mouth.

"Dude, why does your violin bow smell like shit?" "Cause I gave my girl the Angry Strauss last night."

The Angry Strauss by I'll Be Bach August 30, 2009