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Strauss

Is a retard
Strauss is special, but it's okay.
by Straussssy April 30, 2022
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Technically, either Johann Strauss the Waltz King or Richard Strauss, the more serious composer who wrote tone poems and operas. Among real musicians, though, 'Strauss' almost invariably refers to Richard Strauss. You are a total noob if you think music festivals and professional orchestras program silly waltzes all the time when you see Strauss in their repertoire.
"Hey, wanna come to my concert tonight? The conductor's amazing, and we're playing Strauss."

"Uhh...I don't know if I care to hear Emperor Waltz or the Blue Danube again."

"Aww come on- we're talking 'Death and Transfiguration' here!"
by spinningtabletop January 15, 2009
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dude that guy is strauss
by Jamesbond31 October 20, 2008
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1. The last name of the family that can totally PWN yours in anything. Yes, anything. Oppose them and you shall be severly slapped.

2. To be PWNED by someone clearly superior than you.
Mario Strauss'd Sonic at Super Smash Brothers continuously... obviously!
by Silver Pudding June 14, 2009
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nice, sexy German last name for an attractive woman
Beginning with "s" and ending with a "double s" gives Strauss a very sexy spelling. Having the last name Strauss can enhance an attractive woman's sexyness.
by Mr. 911 December 19, 2008
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You can always tell when it’s been a long week for Strauss; he walks in looking like he just survived a marathon of stress!
by Emotional Cruiser November 8, 2025
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Strauss Crack

When the thigh on tight jeans gives out resulting in a material tear that exposes ones inner thigh. This generally occurs during wear in public places, although domestic occurrences have also been noted. Experiences are often distressing for the individual involved, commonly leading to embarrassment, anger, frustration, and, ultimately brand boycott.
Strauss Crack 1: OMG, that chick is showing a serious "Strauss Crack".

Strauss Crack 2: When I got off the bus I noticed I had a huge "Strauss Crack".

Strauss Crack 3: I can still remember my first "Strauss Crack". I told my boss I was feeling sick and left work immediately and took a cab home.

Strauss Crack 4: I am never buying those jeans again, they blew a "Strauss Crack" after two months!

Strauss Crack 5: The worst part of being Strauss Cracked is not knowing who's behind you.
by Jackson Lester March 8, 2011
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