a town in south australia. it is a hole (both metaphorically and literally) that kids get dragging into by their
parents who want a change of scenery. Strathalbyn, much like milang, is a place where you have to dig your way out if you ever want to leave. once you get out of the clutches of strathalbyn, run and
don't stop for the love of
fuck!
attractions: woolworths, surf n skate, duck park. best street is Parker Ave, and the further out you get, the stranger the
people get. Nine Mile road is a two way track to hell, which makes the Milang bus from MCC a giant piece of shit.
kid going in for a job interview in
adelaide:
boss: "so, where do you live?"
kid: "strathalbyn."
*boss scribbles out name as
potential employee*