StraightTok

The straight side of TikTok that no gay person ever desires to be on.

I'm on StraightTok. Please help get me off of it.

by dreamnotfoundwastaken June 22, 2022

Straightforward shooting weekend

A party, involving alcohol, drugs and women. Some of whom may be under age.

Oh man, we had such a blast on Saturday! Virginia came over with her cute friends and we all got totally bombed! It was a straightforward shooting weekend!

by DukeOfYork November 21, 2019

Straightophobe

A gay or lesbian person who acts like ass in order to elicit an negative response from persons they believe to be straight. Then that gay or lesbian person attempts to attribute that negative response to being homophobic instead of attributing it to the fact that they are indeed being an asshole.

I punched you in the throat because you elbowed my girlfriend in the face on the dance floor and not because your gay, you fucking "straightophobe" asshole.

by Robobear April 17, 2014

StraightupKnives

Well known player on Xbox Live, Famous for "Trolling" other players and just being a general asshole.

Also responsible for the new addition to the report a player feature which is the ability to report for 'trolling'

Potatosalad101: Who keeps destroying the ballistic vests?
MilfKiller_666: It's that Asshole StraightupKnives Again.

by Rainbow_Dash_999 October 1, 2012

straightbox

doing alright, livin the high life, content, doing good, got a good buzz going, have a full drink, good, better than expected (caution never to be asked to someone, straightbox only works as a response)

'Hey Creep, you need another red stripe?'

'Nah I'm straightbox'

or

'How's the Wild Turkey hunt?'

'straightbox you yankee bastard'

Incorrect usage - Butters: 'hey you straightbox?'

by goombotz June 13, 2008

straightophobic

Straightophobic is a personality disorder, or adjective describing a person with this personality disorder, or describing one who is a Straightophobe, where people of a sexual orientation other than "straight" behave poorly towards straight persons (usually of the masculine gender) in order to elicit negative responses from those straight individuals and then attempt to attribute that negative response to being homophobic or being a homophobe, when in reality the straight person is expressing a negative response due to the nature of that is a straightophobe or is straighophobic and is displaying that negative behaviour.

Your straightophobic if you think that kicked your ass because you are gay/lesbian/transgender, you know I kicked your ass because you needed an ass kicking for being a straighophobe and trying to may be look intolerant of other lifestyles and personal life choices and sexual orientations. Shame on you sir.

by therealcowboybob November 23, 2017

straightforward

Pretty simple. Very easy.

This change they requested is pretty straightforward.

by Orlando Villanueva November 29, 2006