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Eating mac and cheese straight out of the box 

A more colorful and imaginative term for performing oral intercourse on a woman.
Man 1: “Did you eat Martha out last night?”

Man 2: “Yeah man! I was eating mac and cheese straight out of the box!”

straight gangsta-mack 

Being at peak quality or climax of excellence and greatness.
I'm straight gangsta-mack at this shidazzle!

That feller and his chums are straight gangsta-mack!

That's not very straight gangsta-mack of you.

Portland Straightjacket 

During sex from behind, the male grabs the girl's wrists with his opposite hands and pulls them back tightly across her chest. Vigorous sex ensues with the guy using the arms as leverage.
Cameron finished the deed in style by putting her in a Portland Straightjacket

Straightback buffs 

Expensive Cartier Frames.... Made from Buffalo Tusks.!!!!
Im bout to snatch that nigga All White Straightback Buffs.!!!
All White Buffies got the hoes Wanna Fuck Me.!!!!
" Im buffed up, Loafed Up"
Straightback buffs by Rack Dropper October 23, 2009

straightmackin 

Talking and chatting with girls 24/7. Getting numbers like they're going out of style.
"Guess what I did last night?"

"I'm gonna guess you were straightmackin."
straightmackin by Nathan Rohlfs September 15, 2011

straightjacket snuggie 

After wrestling my straightjacket snuggie for 15 minutes, I was forced to either endure the chilling horrors of a cold remote hand or Tyler Perry's television programs.