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stowezoned 

far beyond friendzoned. AKA the ultimatum of the friend zone
im afraid its too late, he has been stowezoned.
stowezoned by keotic insanity March 14, 2013
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Playing an online game such at Counter-Strike while being really high and owning another player.
stOWNed by ScareCrow July 22, 2003

strownze 

verb - to purge a group chat by removing every member, typically without expectation or warrant.
person 1: hey can you add me back to the group chat?
person 2: no sorry i think tmmmbl strownzed it last night.
If you see someone with this username they are typically a discord mod that will kill people when they are afk and will get salty about the dead ringer. A Stonzz will also say that people are cheating in mario kart when they block a red shell or get a speed boost from drifting.
Aw man that Stonzz teleported to our location and killed us while we were afk
Adj.

The process of getting owned whilst high on marijuana.

i.e. the best time you'll ever have getting owned.
Man, Fred came over last night and teabagged Steve while he was blazing in the back yard, STOWNED!
Stowned by Cruorem September 28, 2008
A way of saying owned when you're stoner friend or something gets owned.
Friend: "Man, last night I was so stoned and my dad came into my room naked and beat me!"

You: "STOWNED!"
stowned by Ben Guild May 17, 2006