stOWNed 

Playing an online game such at Counter-Strike while being really high and owning another player.

stOWNed by ScareCrow July 22, 2003

Stowned 

Adj.

The process of getting owned whilst high on marijuana.

i.e. the best time you'll ever have getting owned.

Man, Fred came over last night and teabagged Steve while he was blazing in the back yard, STOWNED!

Stowned by Cruorem September 28, 2008

stowned 

A way of saying owned when you're stoner friend or something gets owned.

Friend: "Man, last night I was so stoned and my dad came into my room naked and beat me!"

You: "STOWNED!"

stowned by Ben Guild May 17, 2006

stOWNed 

Playing an online game such as Counter-Strike and killing a player l337ly...

ScareCrow | HIGH : I just stoWNed you!

stOWNed by ScareCrow July 20, 2003

Stoned 

What happens to you after smoking some killer Dro (mostly Indica strain) or large quantities of Reggie which lead you to being like a stone, and what do stones do? Nothing, they stay in one place motionless. When this occurs to you after smoking Marijuana you are stoned my friends! Stay high

Motionless Stoned

Stoned by OGKilluh13 September 9, 2013

get two birds stoned at once 

My personal favorite rickyism, I say it all the time - definitely good for some comic relief. Instead of "get two birds with one stone"

Watch Trailer Park Boys!! You will laugh your ass off, guaranteed.

Exactly, get two birds stoned at once

get two birds stoned at once by PhatPJ March 13, 2010

Phone Stoned 

Being Stoned alone but on the phone with your friend who is also stoned.

Joe: I'm bored and alone, lets get phone stoned.

Phone Stoned by ahhandrew August 5, 2010