Stortford

Bishop's Stortford is a historic market town in the county of Hertfordshire. Nothing of historical significance is known of the Bishop's Stortford area, it does however boast the most outlandish people. Brian from Brother was rumoured to be from there. However its main celelbrity attractions are now:- ''crazy colin'' a man whom dresses in unusual clothes, ''Kev'' a cab driver whom can drink most locals under the bar and a suited man called ''the Stef'' who party trick is being able to identify a ladies underwear garments, size & type, with a single glance.

Look i don't care if your from ''Stortford'' you have to pay for it!!

Stortford by nounce June 23, 2011

Bishop's Stortford 

Market town that in recent years has become infested with chavs and roadmen who are wannable gangstas. Most can be found in large groups regularly sucking each other off in parks or found online exposed as nonces.

Very low IQ population in general even among the non chavs. This can be blamed on immigration from Essex and shithole parts of London involving half brained white trash. Will soon be like Harlow.

Bishop's Stortford is a shithole with nothing to do.

Bishop's Stortford by Chav destroyer February 9, 2022

Bishops Stortford College 

A boarding school in Hertfordshire, which hosts around 1000+ insanely beautiful people, Specifically he 4th form in RPH.

Wow, You're fit, you must be from Bishops stortford College

Bishops Stortford College by MattGibboss January 9, 2011

Bishops Stortford College 

A buncha rich fucking tories.

Oh you go to bishops stortford college? Gotta be rich, right?

Bishops Stortford College by CharlieBarkler May 13, 2021

Bishops Stortford 

The shithole that makes Hertfordshire Hertfordshire.

Ollie Cleveland: Wys g you got loud?
ZK: bro what ends you from
Ollie Cleveland: bishops stortford why
ZK: bahahahaha shithole nerd I defo ain’t from stortford imagine hahahahah

Bishops Stortford by Z2tapped#1FAN October 6, 2021

St Mary's Bishops Stortford 

facts:
-Located in your mum
-school is 2km wide(like ur mums vag)
-Wreaks of warm breath and sweaty eyelids
-The place where people go to lotion their mum
-ran by a horse
-Ran by teachers with their cheds out
-equivalent of when your washing ur face and water drips down ur elbows

It is a school where dedicated to achieving excellence for all

kid: do you st mary's
me: yes and so does ur mum
kid:cries cos st mary's bishops stortford is so good
me:like ur mum

St Mary's Bishops Stortford by mumstealingyalist May 5, 2022

Stratford 

An area of northeast London, UK, situated in Newham, one of the poorest boroughs in the city. It has recently acquired some degree of fame as the location of the main Olympic Stadium for London 2012, leading to it becoming known as the "Olympic Borough". The problem with this is that it has led to the whole area being a perpetually unfinished mess of roadworks and chewing gum, with the glitz and glamour of Westfield and the Stadium separated by a literal wall of shops from the grimy residential areas full of kebab houses, flower shops and knife crime. In short, a complete and utter mess. To be avoided if at all possible - unless you live there, in which case you probably don't have enough money to leave.

Since the Olympic building projects got underway I've found it increasingly difficult to leave my house, since I live in Stratford.

Stratford by thehuw July 22, 2012