by pro-nun-see-A-shun July 5, 2003
Get the Hertfordshire mug.A freakishly large, hairy, brown spider that is known to live in the Hertfordshire region of the UK. It looks like a tarantula, and is yet not one. They are big scary mofos that refuse to die!
"Mum there's a hertfordshire brown in my room!"
"Don't look at me! That thing won't fit in a pint glass!"
"Don't look at me! That thing won't fit in a pint glass!"
by HertsGal May 2, 2009
Get the Hertfordshire Brown mug.Hertfordshire Brown is a phrase commonly used in the regions outlying northern London to describe a bog-blocking shit.
Mat: I've laid another Hertfordshire Brown!
Nick: You shouldn't eat so much spam then you fucking moron.
Nick: You shouldn't eat so much spam then you fucking moron.
by err_eof August 2, 2009
Get the Hertfordshire Brown mug.a gay bastard from hertfordshire, proper pathetic
most people from hertfordshire are hertfordshire twats
most people from hertfordshire are hertfordshire twats
normal person: hey did you know Tom Howse, from Grasscroft, is actually a hertfordshire twat?
Tom howse: oh right... :(
normal person: :)
Tom howse: oh right... :(
normal person: :)
by Lambchester February 28, 2011
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