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Hertfordshire Brown 

A freakishly large, hairy, brown spider that is known to live in the Hertfordshire region of the UK. It looks like a tarantula, and is yet not one. They are big scary mofos that refuse to die!
"Mum there's a hertfordshire brown in my room!"
"Don't look at me! That thing won't fit in a pint glass!"

Hertfordshire Brown 

Hertfordshire Brown is a phrase commonly used in the regions outlying northern London to describe a bog-blocking shit.
Mat: I've laid another Hertfordshire Brown!
Nick: You shouldn't eat so much spam then you fucking moron.
Hertfordshire Brown by err_eof August 2, 2009

Hertfordshire Twat 

a gay bastard from hertfordshire, proper pathetic

most people from hertfordshire are hertfordshire twats
normal person: hey did you know Tom Howse, from Grasscroft, is actually a hertfordshire twat?

Tom howse: oh right... :(

normal person: :)
Hertfordshire Twat by Lambchester February 28, 2011

herefordshire 

The one and only Shire in the world.

The inspiration for J.R.R.Tolkiens 'the Shire' in Lord of the Rings and the Hobbit.

Erry one sounds like a right farmer 'round here.

There are plenty of Cider Breweries, but never enough.

The 'h' in Hereford and Herefordshire is often silent.
I'm from Herefordshire, me lover.
herefordshire by DaKomodo February 22, 2015

Headfordshire 

-when head and Bedfordshire (Bedfordshire is a county in England that forms part of the East of England region) were merged together, Headfordshire was created :)
-basically yet ANOTHER euphemism for a bj
"she took him on a trip to Headfordshire"
Headfordshire by moysha March 11, 2008

Herefordshire cocaine 

Herefordshire is so boring that even Herefordshire cocaine is just icing sugar.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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