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The female version of a stoner. A female who smokes an abundant amount of marijuana daily. Stonitas are generally bad bitches known for smoking men under the table.
Stoner 1: Caitlyn and Holland are smoking his ass under the table.
Stoner 2: Stonitas know how to go hard, damn.
Stonita by OriginalStonitas May 14, 2013
Words you can keep
A very kind girl with beautiful looks, she is smart and caring. She mostly cares for her loved ones and yet, she can be easily hurt because of that. She doesn't like how others don't take her side or understand and respect her side. She loves her boyfriend so much she always would listen to what her boyfriend says and she likes that how her feelings and his have the same feelings (equal feelings). She is trustworthy, only keeps the secret the two of them and also she can cook!! She is also into K-pop!! AND SHE LOVES FOOD~
She has a beautiful heart when you get close to her, it's warm. ^^
OMB, that Sonita is so kind, I would love to be close friends with her or else be her boyfriend so she can cook me food~ Muahaha and yet, I also want her warmth. ><
Sonita by Hastymoss18 July 27, 2016

stonetarded 

someone that has smoked so much marijuana that they are beyond the point of being stoned that they are resembling a person who has down syndrome
t-bain: we were stonetarded, we played mario for 5 hours

t-pleasure: damn wish i could have been here
stonetarded by t-pleasure January 20, 2009

stonivated 

The opposite of couch-lock; one who finds previously unknown stores of energy after smoking weed.
When we smoke our homegrow, we get stonivated to work in the kitchen and create awesome food.
stonivated by gmcorp April 6, 2008

STOPITAH 

Stopitah is a very delicate word. Only a few in the word posses the power to be able to say it, other's are unable to say this word. Stopitah mean's to tell someone to stop. Or it can be said in a offended or mad way.
Bob told Jo "Stopitah" because he kept bothering him.
STOPITAH by STOPITAH NATION June 8, 2018
Alter-ego for a Sonia, when a Sonia becomes stoned on weed.
Person #1: Sonia is in rare form tonight! I don't think I've ever seen her smoke weed before!
Person #2: Oh! So this is the first time you've met Stonia!? LOLZ
Stonia by Mr. Party Smants May 2, 2022

stonkita 

A woman who is very stinky and farts in general; Particularly a rat or a mouse.
She keeps farting and being a stinky rat; she is a Stonkita for sure!
stonkita by Stonkita October 9, 2020
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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