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stonerstition 

We are all familiar with superstitions. But some pertain specifically to stoners.

Stoners and potheads alike have their worries and thoughts on bad luck, especially when it comes to white lighters. Some stoners though, brush it off and claim that it is just a dumb stonerstition.
<Stoner> Dude, you got a spark?

<Pothead> Yeah man here ya go! (hands white lighter over)

<Stoner> Oh cool tha--(wipes hands, gets up) DUDE, that's bad luck man what are you doing with a white lighter?!

<Pothead> Bullshit man, that's just a stonerstition.

Stonerland 

The eastern constituent country of the Union of Stonerland and Tokeopia. It is reknowned for its relaxed laws and attitudes, tasty and widely available munch, cultural love of uber-comfy sofas and extensive use of cannabis sativa.
"I'm sooooo going to Stonerland on holiday this year!"
Stonerland by Mr. Stab December 4, 2007

Stonertite 

A more permanant version of "munchies". When someone has smoked so much weed, they have an odd appetite 24/7 and usually doesn't consist of super gigantic meals.
They had a cup of whip cream?! They're not even stoned and they're craving that? They got epic stonertites.
Stonertite by ThatOneFellaah April 28, 2009

Stonerball

Function: Verb
Definition: To sag your pants and stick your balls out through the hole in your boxers when your stoned. Usually concealed by a long shirt or hoodie.
"Dude let's stonerball!"
"One time we stonerballed in TacoBell."
"We're stonerballing, man!"
Stonerball by Todd Hunter January 19, 2009

Stonerfag 

Someone who believes, despite the fact that they have no future or intellect, that smoking weed, telling everyone about their cool weed stories and uploading photos onto facebook makes them top shit.
"I got so high on the weekend, I must be pretty cool."
"No, shut up you stonerfag."
Stonerfag by henrym May 28, 2012

stonescalation 

Immediately escalating an issue to its maximum potential response.
A man is told he is not allowed to buy a game

stonescalation: The man immediately threatens to cut the first persons car brake cables.
stonescalation by Flyheit December 26, 2011