Stonercat

When your cat thinks that your bag of weed is a bag of catnip.

Have you seen that? Your cat is stoned, she's loving the weed. I know dude, she's a stonercat.

by STONERAD July 18, 2011

stonerstition

We are all familiar with superstitions. But some pertain specifically to stoners.

Stoners and potheads alike have their worries and thoughts on bad luck, especially when it comes to white lighters. Some stoners though, brush it off and claim that it is just a dumb stonerstition.

<Stoner> Dude, you got a spark?

<Pothead> Yeah man here ya go! (hands white lighter over)

<Stoner> Oh cool tha--(wipes hands, gets up) DUDE, that's bad luck man what are you doing with a white lighter?!

<Pothead> Bullshit man, that's just a stonerstition.

by Voodoomouse May 1, 2011

Stonerland

The eastern constituent country of the Union of Stonerland and Tokeopia. It is reknowned for its relaxed laws and attitudes, tasty and widely available munch, cultural love of uber-comfy sofas and extensive use of cannabis sativa.

"I'm sooooo going to Stonerland on holiday this year!"

by Mr. Stab December 4, 2007

Stonertite

A more permanant version of "munchies". When someone has smoked so much weed, they have an odd appetite 24/7 and usually doesn't consist of super gigantic meals.

They had a cup of whip cream?! They're not even stoned and they're craving that? They got epic stonertites.

by ThatOneFellaah April 28, 2009

Stonerball

Function: Verb
Definition: To sag your pants and stick your balls out through the hole in your boxers when your stoned. Usually concealed by a long shirt or hoodie.

"Dude let's stonerball!"
"One time we stonerballed in TacoBell."
"We're stonerballing, man!"

by Todd Hunter January 19, 2009

Stonerfag

Someone who believes, despite the fact that they have no future or intellect, that smoking weed, telling everyone about their cool weed stories and uploading photos onto facebook makes them top shit.

"I got so high on the weekend, I must be pretty cool."
"No, shut up you stonerfag."

by henrym May 28, 2012

stonescalation

Immediately escalating an issue to its maximum potential response.

A man is told he is not allowed to buy a game

stonescalation: The man immediately threatens to cut the first persons car brake cables.

by Flyheit December 26, 2011