stonerfag
stonerfag by H.M. Switz September 25, 2008
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Stonerland
The eastern constituent country of the Union of Stonerland and Tokeopia. It is reknowned for its relaxed laws and attitudes, tasty and widely available munch, cultural love of uber-comfy sofas and extensive use of cannabis sativa.
Stonerland by Mr. Stab December 4, 2007
Stonerball
Function: Verb
Definition: To sag your pants and stick your balls out through the hole in your boxers when your stoned. Usually concealed by a long shirt or hoodie.
Definition: To sag your pants and stick your balls out through the hole in your boxers when your stoned. Usually concealed by a long shirt or hoodie.
Stonerball by Todd Hunter January 19, 2009
stonebag
Someone who has surpassed the levels of being stoned and reduced their mental capacity to almost nothing.
Often the term is used upon once smoking up and lacking intelligence soon thereafter.
Often the term is used upon once smoking up and lacking intelligence soon thereafter.
Stoneface
Stoneface is a game played with one female, a group of males, and a table. The female positions herself under the table. The males sit around the same table. The female then performs oral sex on one of the males. The object of the game is for the males to guess who is receiving oral sex.
When Danielle played stoneface with the boys, Ted couldn't keep a straight face and gave himself away.
Stoneface by Stonefaced September 22, 2009
stonerflu
the stonerflu has many symptoms similar to the seasonal flu, but some symptoms exclusive to the stonerflu.
these symptoms include, but are not limited to, headache, nausea, coughing, sore throat, isolation, paranoia, excessive laziness, complaining, an unusual loss of appetite, fever, and an over exaggeration of the aforementioned symptoms.
most sufferers of the stonerflu will seek no medical attention, for they fear the doctor will relate their illness to the recreational use of marijuana.
if you are suffering from the stonerflu, it is best to follow your normal routine of sleeping until three in the afternoon, watching television, hitting a bowl and consuming massive amounts of pizza bagels and cocopuffs.
these symptoms include, but are not limited to, headache, nausea, coughing, sore throat, isolation, paranoia, excessive laziness, complaining, an unusual loss of appetite, fever, and an over exaggeration of the aforementioned symptoms.
most sufferers of the stonerflu will seek no medical attention, for they fear the doctor will relate their illness to the recreational use of marijuana.
if you are suffering from the stonerflu, it is best to follow your normal routine of sleeping until three in the afternoon, watching television, hitting a bowl and consuming massive amounts of pizza bagels and cocopuffs.
brett: dude, i think i'm sick. like i've been coughing and my troat hurts and i think i have a fever.
tyler: yeah, you've got the stonerflu, please stay far away from me.
brett: I AM DYING AND THIS IS HOW YOU TREAT ME?!
tyler: yeah, you've got the stonerflu, please stay far away from me.
brett: I AM DYING AND THIS IS HOW YOU TREAT ME?!
stonerflu by hersheysmintcocoa December 4, 2009
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