Stoggtime

A term used to refer to the act of smoking a "Stogg", or cigarette.

"Hey Garrett, Will you come outside and have stoggtime with me?"

"Sure thing Jon."

by Aswarmasthebullets September 21, 2011

stoggie

Strange colloquialism for a Cigar.

He stood and smoked his Stoggie.

by Prof. Wormwood August 3, 2004

Storytime with Sleazy T

This is what you do when a middle school has indoor recess. First, you form a circle ranging from 6-13 people. Then, you get somone's iTouch/iPhone with a Jersey Shore Nickname Generator and give the people in the VERY first storytime nicknames this way. Also give all of them a prostitute name (I.e. Drip Drip or the Sack). Once everyone has a nickname, then you all elect the funniest, awesomest, and greatest member the honorary title of "Sleazy T" ( named after the founder of the idea of Storytime, Guapo Banuelos, and this was his nickname). Now, the Sleazy T of the group (preferably a racial mixbreed. I.e. A blexican, blaxican, a wasian, a blasian, etc.) must start each indoor recess with a funny story joke or plain story of funniness. Then, he is free to either, 1). Tell more stories, 2). Play Truth or Dare, 3). Purely play dumb games, or 4). Have Rap Battles or Roast a member. Now, this is strictly a fun expirience to have. Don't get upset or anything if your not Sleazy T. But, if you are Sleazy T, remember to always tell your jokes in moderation, because (trust me, I frigging invented this) you never want to run out of jokes. And remember, this is simply something to do to make the best of indoor recess. And, don't go off stealing my idea, or copying my idea then just tweaking it a little, cause that's not cool ata all. That's just trifelent. And as the original Sleazy T, Imma get Sandstorm with me and we'll come for to babies!!!

Tiger: Yo Guapo, are we having Storytime With Sleazy T today???!!!???
Andrew: Please Sleazy?

Guapo: Ok, Mr. And Mrs. Jugs, are y'all coming?
Seth and Madeline: Sure.
Spencer: All right, can you tell us the eel joke again?
Guapo: Sure.
* 20 minutes later*
*r' body*: HAHHAHAHAHQJAHROFLQWERTY!!!
Guapo( The original Sleazy T) Another satisfied group!!!
Group in unison: That Blexican sure is a great Sleazy!!!

by The original Sleazy T April 3, 2011

Storytime Animators

YouTube animators that are introverts, with depression, anxiety, some condition, were bullied, abused, had some existencial crisis, and tell jokes that are unfunny and annoying

Person 1: Do you like Storytime Animators?

Person 2: Why would I? They are introverts, with depression, anxiety, some condition, were bullied, abused, had some existencial crisis, and tell jokes that are unfunny and annoying
Person 1: Damn... I've never notice that
Person 2: It's like The Simpsons. They used to be good, but now are stale and not funny

by Pessimistic-cunt May 4, 2022

stoggie

a ciggarete

damn yo pass that stoggie nukkah

by Anonymous March 11, 2003

storytime

a TikTok telling a story from someone's life

here's my storytime

by slweeb December 16, 2020

stovetime

When the time changes and you spring forward or fall back, the one electronic device in your house that doesn't change automatically, causes you to be extremely late or extremely early.

Sorry I'm late, I'm on Stovetime.

by Phantomcabie January 2, 2016