stovetime 

When the time changes and you spring forward or fall back, the one electronic device in your house that doesn't change automatically, causes you to be extremely late or extremely early.

Sorry I'm late, I'm on Stovetime.

stovetime by Phantomcabie January 2, 2016

It really do be like that sometimes 

Sometimes, you just do something, and your friend asks a question. “It really do be like that sometimes” is a good response.

“Why is the baby hanging from the roof?”

“It really do be like that sometimes”

It really do be like that sometimes by GodLikeAbu July 20, 2018

Don't be sad, this is how it works out sometimes

A phrase used in response to someone who is disappointed in a thing that turns out to be underwhelming and bad/mediocre to assure them that can just be how things go sometimes.

"This game is an unfinished mess. Why would they remove even the basic elements of a first person shooter?"
"Don't be sad, this is how it works out sometimes"

Don't be sad, this is how it works out sometimes by q543frodomar January 16, 2022

Sometimes I doubt your commitment to sparklemotion. 

A reference indicating that the person being doubted is lacking in the mock politeness required to convince someone that the person really cares about attending to events, duties or rituals that no-one should ever be asked to perform.

From a quote from the movie Donnie Darko. Sparklemotion is a set of six year old girls doing a Solid Gold dancers act.

You're not going to the Berkeley protest for organic leeks? Somehow I doubt your commitment to Sparklemotion!

Sometimes I doubt your commitment to sparklemotion. by Will Sargent January 24, 2005

It be like that sometimes 

Just stating how life is and how it has its ups and downs and somethings just happen.

1.You: Man these jordans are really getting high priced...
Me: It be like that sometimes...

2.You: I gotta go all the way to the airport to pick up my aunt...
Me: Damn, it be like that sometimes....

It be like that sometimes by Victor Erazo July 16, 2006

It really be like that sometimes 

When something unfortunate that’s out of your control happens to you or someone else.

Guy 1: My girl cheated on me with a Spanish nigga bro.

Guy 2: It really be like that sometimes.

It really be like that sometimes by Keykonday May 24, 2018

Scottish Stovepipe 

When one gentleman injects Scotch Whisky down his urethra and then proceeds to blast the Scotch Whisky and semen into another gentleman's rectal cavity.

Hey Hoff, we have all of this Islay Scotch Whiskey left over and it's way to smokey and peaty for me. What should we do with it? Oh I know! Give me a "Scottish Stovepipe" bro!

Scottish Stovepipe by randledw September 19, 2013