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To get so drunk you perceive inanimate objects as stoats or other woodland animals, and punch them out of fear
I got so stoated last night, the little bastards were everywhere!
Stoated by The_Gene_Genie March 4, 2011
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stoatedness 

(noun)
1. The quality, state or condition of being stoated.
I know he had a feeling of an incoming stoatedness on Wednesday evening.

Wait He’s Goated 

“Wait he’s Goated
Yeah cuz that’s Kyle lol”