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Sink Water Baptist 

A person who in a bar is drunk and and is in need of water so they go to the bathroom and drink from the faucet.
there goes the sink water baptist! he think he slick!
Sink Water Baptist by wetboi69 July 15, 2022

Sink Water

Water that comes from the tap or is otherwise intended to be used for washing dishes and then disposed of through the drain. Generally not filtered or used for the purpose of drinking.
Rachael doesn’t drink “sink water” because she says it is not meant for drinking but rather washing dishes.
Sink Water by The Newtonian July 3, 2023

Stinkwater Whoppers 

Refers to a bowel movement whose contents include numerous, round, marble-sized pieces of shit which resemble the famous candy.

Referring to physical likeness only, a stinkwater whopper is not edible....unless you're into that nonsense.
Dude, if you're still hungry I just left a bowl full of stinkwater whoppers in the bathroom....dig in!
Stinkwater Whoppers by StynkStar August 11, 2006

stinkwater

Perfume or cologne. Specifically, something that Chris Isaak does not wear.

I remember this from an early 90s era interview and it always amused me.
Interviewer: What cologne do you like?
Chris Isaak: I don't wear no stinkwater.
stinkwater by oracular November 24, 2007

stank in the water 

When something is quite right

What does water smell like? Nothing. So when you say it, it means something is amiss
Something weird: happens
Person: there's some stank in the water
stank in the water by B4tty Boy July 26, 2019

Bong Water in the Sink 

Similar to Beer under the bridge:

When one or more stoned individuals either physically or verbally spars, and the next day they agree to forget about it since they were so high.
Nikki: "I bet Joe was mad about me yelling and hanging up on him last night when I was baked out of my mind."

Kristin: "He was toasted too. He said forget about it - it's bong water in the sink."
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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