The act of beating off a dog while inserting a golf tee into its stinky rectum. One then allows the beast to shit and ejaculate everywhere, whereby you roll in it and emerge a stinky poncho.

Hey Morgan, did you break up with that guy because he was totally into the stinky poncho with his dog Blake?

stinky poncho by Latin Duo August 11, 2008

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fish stick poncho

a Fish Stick Poncho is something used used to keep a penis from getting diseased or impregnating a smelly or fishy vagina. Another term used for such things could be a condom.

Late night booty call with a stranger calls for a fish stick poncho.

fish stick poncho by Jamesbanks89 January 13, 2014

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stinky pochinki pinky

When you slap toilet paper on your unwiped ass after forcing a shit out at full speed so you get back to PUBG because your homie says theyre throwing grenades but in the rush to slap the toilet paper on your ass you get a lil poop on your pinky and you get three kills with your pinky sticking out like its fance buts really just gross.

"theyre throwing grenades!"
"Im slappin tp on my ass, im on my way! I got a stinky pochinki pinky"

stinky pochinki pinky by swishersncronic August 11, 2018

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stinkpouch

One of the two important holes on a chick.

"excuse me, but may I drain my nutsack in your stinkpouch, Madam Senator?"

stinkpouch by butterballs October 13, 2005

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stinkpouch

The fabulous hole found on most women

May I drain my nutsack into your stinkpouch, shorty?

stinkpouch by butterballs January 29, 2008

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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