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A Steve Job 

Like a regular Hand Job but someone else takes credit for it and claims it's the best one they've ever given
That bitch Tracy gave me a Steve Job, taking all the credit from my girl Shaquanda
A Steve Job by tangent1021 December 17, 2015
It’s like a boob job, but it’s in a turtleneck.
“Yooo I just got the best Steve Job ever.”
Steve Job by Crystalizer67 April 18, 2021
The ritual of taking an apple, and while still in the palm of your hands, shove your arm up your partner's anus all the way up to the shoulders. Once reached as far as the arm can go, release the apple, and pull your hand back out. If done properly, the apple should be securely planted in the partner's stomach.
"Boy, im still full from that steve job Tim gave me yesterday"
"Boy, im still full from that steve job Tim gave me yesterday"
steve job by baggage6040 November 19, 2011
The act of getting fucked for paying too much for an Apple product.
Oh man, Larry just got a steve job from that girl at the Apple Store- she made him buy two iPods.
Steve Job by JustinIsNotCool February 4, 2009

A Steve Job Pro 

Similar to that of A Steve Job. A Steve Job Pro is the act of violently slamming your Macbook Pro shut on your cock mid-climax.
Guy: "Dude, my MacBook pro won't open anymore wtf?"
Dude: "It's probably because you keeping giving yourself a Steve Job Pro"
A Steve Job Pro by aRTICRUS March 28, 2019
To perform oral sex in a computer chair or in the proximity of a computer.
"Dude Venezia totally wants to give Ben a steve job."
Steve Job by Chiens May 26, 2008