Definitions by aRTICRUS

A Steve Job Pro 

Similar to that of A Steve Job. A Steve Job Pro is the act of violently slamming your Macbook Pro shut on your cock mid-climax.

Guy: "Dude, my MacBook pro won't open anymore wtf?"
Dude: "It's probably because you keeping giving yourself a Steve Job Pro"

A Steve Job Pro by aRTICRUS March 28, 2019

wow 

A pretty good sex position, it's when I flip you mom over. Commonly used by dudes with red hair and like cherries.

"Have you heard of "wow", it's my favorite sex position. It's when I flip you mom over."

wow by aRTICRUS March 28, 2019